Geoff got his feathered serpent dragon on the table on the first turn.
The Inca defended again. I deployed that village again.
"..In the lands of the North where the black rocks stand guard against the cold sea, in the dark night that is very long, the men of the Northlands sit by their great log fires and they tell a tale...."
Thus began each episode of "The Saga of Noggin The Nog : Tales of The Northlands", a children's television animation written and drawn by Oliver Postgate and Peter Firmin, first broadcast in the late 1960's. As a child, I was enthralled by the tales and as a thirty something wargamer I find this humorous world of dragons, djinn, flying carpets, Vikings, Arabs, wicked uncles and eccentric inventors irresistible as material for a fantasy campaign. The characters and armies fit easily into the popular 'Hordes of the Things' (HOTT) rule system.
The setting is the Nordic Dark Ages with a few anachronisms thrown in (eg Nogbad gleefully uses cannon against Noggin in "Noggin & The Ice Dragon"). The land of the Nogs includes the magic forest of Troldeskow and the icy Glass Mountains which guard access to the Hot-water Valley (named after its hot springs). Noggin's castle (more Medieval than Dark Ages) stands on the coast. Across the sea to the east, lies the Land of Silver Sand (an Arabian Nights parody). Sailing northwards one will eventually reach the Land of the Midnight Sun (home of the Nooks).
King of the Nogs. Hero of the Sagas of the Men of the North. Son of the late King Knut, a brave and thoroughly decent young chap. He's so nice that one might argue the case for classing him as a Paladin, but I prefer to make him a hero as this enables him to act as general.
Nogbad The Bad
Noggin's wicked uncle (He reminds me of Basil Rathbone). Nogbad believes that the Crown of the Northlands is rightfully his and is always planning ways of usurping his nephew. Where there are dirty deeds afoot you'll be sure to find Uncle Nogbad. In HOTT terms, classify him as Hero (evil) General.
Captain of the King's Guard, hero of a hundred battles. A seasoned campaigner and devoted friend and companion to Noggin. Hero and sub General for armies in excess of 24 AP.
Olaf the Lofty
Court inventor and friend to Noggin. He is the inventor of a flying machine (a longboat with clockwork powered wings) and a steam powered horse-less wagon (which he calls a 'fire engine'). Despite being descended from Long Olaf, the sorcerer of Nudrug, Olaf does not like magic (it makes his toes curl up). He possesses the Stone of Nudrug, a ring which protects the wearer from magic. He makes an ideal Cleric.
Royal Bird and Protector of Noggin. A great green bird with the power of speech. Class as a Flyer.
The Fair Nooka, daughter of Nan of the Nooks and Noggin's Queen, does not need to be represented on the wargames table.
Leader of the little people of the Hot-water Valley. With beard and kilt and a fiery temper (don't call him little) he is a sort of Highland Hobbit or Dwarf. His people were able to hide themselves away from Grolliffe the Ice Dragon for 3 weeks which makes them ideal Sneakers.
He describes himself as "just an ordinary small ice dragon, established clerical grade." Grolliffe is in fact a very large creature breathing ice instead of fire, the treasurer of the Dragon's Friendly Society. Noggin helps rescue his treasure after Nogbad steals it. Noggin is rewarded with a medal, which if struck with silver will enable him to summon a dragon to his assistance. Needless to say class Grolliffe as a Dragon.
Emperor Ahmed el Ahmed
Another wicked uncle, he usurped the throne of his young nephew King Rashid, king of the Land of Silver Sand. He is friend and helper of Nogbad. He has a guard of Moors and employs magicians, magic carpets and djinn. Hero (evil) General.
Kept in a large vase, this djinni can transform itself into a huge black cloud. I feel that the power and fickleness of the djinn is best expressed as a God element and not a behemoth (as suggested in HOTTs Arabian Myth List).
Haroun Ibn Doud
"not an evil magician at all, just a nice, kind old gentleman with a djinni kept in a jar". His power is limited to what his djinn can or will do. Not worth representing separately on the wargames table.
A magic spirit of white smoke. Not in the same league as Ahmed's Djinn (when faced against him he shoots back into his jar and secures the stopper!).
Young King indebted to Noggin for restoring his throne. Too young to play a military role. He is only referred to by name in the animation.
Arab Magician / Thief
Nameless character: a magician and servant of Ahmed el Ahmed. Stole Noggin's crown and escaped on a magic carpet.
His carpet is too slow to claim any benefit as a flyer: I would classify the little Arab as either a Sneaker or Magician.
Court inventor to the King-under-the-Hill. His people are known as the Omrud, tiny folk who live underground. The Omrud are very sensitive to sunlight. I have never used them as part of an army but they could be included in a D&D role play environment.
When playing HOTT, I tend to use double size (ie 48 AP) armies. Half the army is made up of ordinary mortals (usually based on a 12 element DBA army list) the remaining 24 AP comprise of HOTT elements. Included in the above will be two generals : one C in C and one Sub General.
The Army of Noggin
|3 Blade||6 AP|
|8 Spear||16 AP|
|1 Shooter||2 AP|
|1 Hero||4 AP||Noggin, General, C in C|
|1 Hero||4 AP||Thor Nogson, Sub Commander|
|1 Dragon||4 AP||Grolliffe|
|1 Flyer||2 AP||Graculus|
|1 Cleric||3 AP||Olaf|
|1 Sneaker||3 AP||Ronf|
|1 Horde||1 AP||Little People of Hot-water Valley|
|1 Airboat||3 AP|
Alternatives : Instead of the Airboat and Horde, have 2 additional Flyers (great green birds), as relatives of Graculus (eg Uncle Cronk and cousin Arkly); or replace the Dragon with Olaf's fire-engine, classed as a Behemoth (warwagon) @ 4 AP.
If you wish, you could also include Haroun Ibn Doud's Djinni as a God (4 AP) but with -2 on combat against other djinn.
When operating in or close to the Hot-water Valley, increase the number of Horde elements. Hordes work better in large numbers.
1) Nogbad's Rebel Army.
Based on a Viking army (DBA list 116):
|3 Blade||6 AP|
|8 Warband||16 AP|
|1 Shooter||2 AP|
|1 Hero||4 AP||Nogbad the Bad (General)|
|1 Hero||4 AP||Ahmed el Ahmed (Sub General)|
|3 Flyers||6 AP||Crows of Nudrug (see notes).|
|Magician||4 AP||Mercenary Sorcerer (see notes).|
|Artillery||3 AP||Nogbad's Cannon|
|Sneaker||3 AP||Thief or Assassin.|
Notes: Nogbad is assisted by an army of crows to occupy Noggin's castle in the fourth saga :'The Omruds'.
No Northland magicians appear in the books or animation, but The forest of Troldeskow is described in the book as being planted 'in the days of magic by a black sorcerer'. If any evil magicians remain, you can be assured that they would be in Nogbad's employ.
2) Emperor Ahmed el Ahmed's Army of the Silver Sand.
Based on an East Sudanese army (DBA list 101a):
|3 Riders||6 AP||Camelry|
|6 Warband||12 AP|
|3 Shooter||6 AP|
|1 Hero||4 AP||Nogbad the Bad (sub General)|
|1 Hero||4 AP||Ahmed el Ahmed (General)|
|1 Blade||2 A||Ahmed's Body Guard (Moors)|
|Magician||4 AP||Arab on flying Carpet|
|Artillery||3 AP||Nogbad's Cannon|
|Sneaker||3 AP||Arab Thief or Assassin.|
Alternatives : Include some flying carpet flyers (2 AP).
Remove Ahmed's bodyguard, place Ahmed on a flying carpet and upgrade him to Flying Hero (6 AP).
Notes : When deploying elements that are represented on flying carpets it is most important that you inform your opponent of the exact nature of the element (ie magician / flying Hero / flyer etc) before starting the game.
1) Blood in the Sand.
With the help of Nogbad, Ahmed el Ahmed leads a successful coup against King Rashid. Noggin leads an expeditionary force to the Land of Silver Sand to help return his young friend to the throne.
As well as straight forward table top clashes between the Arabs and the "Cow-Hatted Barbarians", one could include sieges, naval clashes (longships -v- Arab dow) and beach assaults. If Noggin decides to invade from the air then you have the possibility of flying carpets dog-fighting with airboats !
2) Civil War in The Northlands
Nogbad is back on his home ground again and together with an army of discontented and disreputable Nogs (aided and abetted by Ahmed el Ahmed) tries to take Noggin's crown. This campaign could be played 'straight' just using DBA rules and elements as a Viking -v- Saxon conflict.
You will be surprised to read that as yet no manufacturer has seen fit to produce a range of Noggin figures!
(Alan Says: I don't think this is true any more - I seem to recall that there's been a recent kickstarter to prioduce Noggin the Nog miniatures
Update: Little Soldier Company - Noggin Figures)
Don't worry, any range of Dark Ages figures (Saxons, Vikings or even Arthurians) will do for the Nogs. The Arabs can be Bedouins, Moslem Warriors, Midianites. Village Green do a nice Longboat that can be converted to a flying boat (just find a suitable pair of large wings).
The Saga of Noggin the Nog : Four Tales of the Northlands, by Oliver Postgate & Peter Firmin. Collins, 1992.
First published, 1968 , in 4 separate volumes :
King of the Nogs
The Ice Dragon
The Flying Machine
The Saga of Noggin the Nog : Tales of the Northlands.
BBC Enterprises Ltd, 1991 (running time 83 min.).
Includes 2 of the sagas : 'Noggin and The Ice Dragon' and 'Noggin and The Flying Machine'.
I played a couple of games of HOTT last week on one of our campsites. From a HOTT 52 point of view they fell within a week I'd already done a game for, so these were simply 'normal' games simply for the sake of playing HOTT.
I got out the Swiss and Prester John, basically because, aside from the Elves and Dwarves, they were the only armies I had with me.
Prester John's army should pretty much be familiar to you by now. The Swiss are my DBA Early Swiss, so have the deep-based fast blades, which I generally run as warband - quite fun in HOTT as they work with an 80mm dept if double-ranked. They fielded nine warband, two spears (one of which is the general) ad a rider.
Prester John defended, securing one flank in a town and the other against a hill. The open flank consisted of knights and the behemoth, so was relatively safe from the main Swiss warband attack.
I didn't take any photos of the second game - my phone needed charging - but it went in a similar fashion. Prester John defended, opting to deploy his army on a large hill. The Swiss simply decided to take a risk and charged straight up the hill, got lucky and punched a hole through the enemy line. After that it was simply a mopping-up operation. An attack by some knights was halted and the warband on the receiving end then pushed the knights back (against the odds of an instant kill) and eventually destroyed them to win another battle.
This year is the first time I've been on holiday whilst trying to do Frocktober. More specifically, a camping holiday. But I wasn't going to let my living in a tent for two weeks stop me from parading about in a frock, so took a few with me.
If you want to skip the frocks you can simply go to our Frocktober donations page here, and make a contribution towards the owrk of the Ovarian Cancer Research Foundation here in Australia: IT HAS POCKETS
Still here? Well, on with the frocks. There are only two, but I took plenty of pictures to make up for it.
Frock Five was this pink and blue beauty. Catherine matched it (indeed surpassed it) with one of her own. They're both from the same designer - Vanessa Tong.
The Gnomes lacked the PIPs to safely fall back into the safety of the village, so shook out into a line.
Their first volley eliminated one element of Elven riders. Some spears moved up to the support the missile troops.
In fact the whole Gnome army shifted to the left, leaving the Elven mounted horribly exposed but with the option of a rapid withdrawal if things went really badly for them. The Elves moved their magician up in support, as their hero cut down an element of shooters.