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Sunday, 15 July 2012

Soviets On Skull Island

It's a little-known fact that Soviet Russia sent an expedition to Skull Island in the 1930s. Here are some rare, archive photos.

The Soviets never did anything by halves - they brought plenty of troops to 'liberate' the islanders:


Stalin himself led the force, in his 'Steel Man' battlesuit:


But the King of Skull Island - KONG - was not impressed:


There was some fighting:


And, say what you like about him, Uncle Joe remained stoic in the face of reptile halitosis:


Until Kong joined in and stomped him. The rest of the Soviet army fled:


One can only assume that he escaped, or that the Stalin who led Russia during WWII and beyond was a double. History doesn't say.

(24AP game of 'Hordes of the Things' in 15mm, with my son's King Kong army defending and winning a quick, easy victory against my Weird WWII Soviets. That final picture shows three Behemoths in action, two of them generals.)

5 comments:

  1. Great photos. The raptor trying to chew off Stalin's face is great imagery.

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  2. Very amusing report. I thought Kong was a god, not behemoth??

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    1. Being worshipped as a God doesn't make you a God :)

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  3. Cool, where are the cool soviet mecha minis from?

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    1. There's only the one - it's actually a Warhammer 40K Ork Warboss. I left off the face (the cockpit is the mechanical lower jaw) and remodelled the gun slightly. Then I just painted the whole thing in a Soviet tank green, Stalin in an HO scale model railway figure from a set featuring the Allied leaders. A friend of mine, who is into WWII railway modelling, bought the set and didn't need Joe, so gave him to me. He goes with the 20mm Hitler figure (from Atlantic) I have in my Weird WWII Nazi army.

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